the secret word is yay.
i was listening to an interview with pee wee on npr this morning, and the guy just sounded so softspoken, and well-spoken, at that - talked about growing up in sarasota, and his family, and the character development behind the playhouse, and the fact that its selling like mad on dvd because it was children's television before children's television went to shit.
he's now filming episodes of reno 911. i love that.
yay paul reubens. (ahhhh!)
he's now filming episodes of reno 911. i love that.
yay paul reubens. (ahhhh!)
posted by gijyun |
6.30.2006
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1:02 PM
hey -
you know what the most important thing about being as honest as you can with yourself and your friends is?
...oh wait - nothing!
...oh wait - nothing!
posted by gijyun |
6.29.2006
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2:44 PM
mmm. tasteless.
why so glum, chum?
tuesday p.m.
"alright anne. listen. you need to get this bike tuned up before you ride it. seriously. this is a nice bike and if you don't tune it up you're going to ruin it. much like you ruin everything else."
thanks, little brother.
"...also, i brought you some dinner."
...thanks, little brother.
"do you even know how much a tune up costs?"
no, but do they take negative dollars? because i have lots of negative dollars.
wednesday a.m.
"WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE TUNE UP?"
pardon?
"it's bike to work day and we're offering free tune ups for participants."
really? free?
"you also get a sticker."
...haaaaay.
"alright anne. listen. you need to get this bike tuned up before you ride it. seriously. this is a nice bike and if you don't tune it up you're going to ruin it. much like you ruin everything else."
thanks, little brother.
"...also, i brought you some dinner."
...thanks, little brother.
"do you even know how much a tune up costs?"
no, but do they take negative dollars? because i have lots of negative dollars.
wednesday a.m.
"WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE TUNE UP?"
pardon?
"it's bike to work day and we're offering free tune ups for participants."
really? free?
"you also get a sticker."
...haaaaay.
posted by gijyun |
6.28.2006
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9:15 AM
thanks, guy who stole my bike!
i hope you enjoy a royal blue schwinn that's two sizes too small with a sticker that says i ♥ mormon pussy on it.
and i just spent $0.75 on filling up the tires.
ass.
and i just spent $0.75 on filling up the tires.
ass.
posted by gijyun |
6.25.2006
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8:40 AM
reading is fundamental.
so, remember how in where the red fern grows, the author was all sorts of astute on making you get all emotionally attached to the dogs?
like, he would talk about their expresive faces, and how they were a part of the family, and how they could sense things were going wrong?
...and then they fucking get shot?
look - i know you're trying to teach the kids a lesson and all - that life isn't always ramona quimby and shit, but seriously, that's fucked up.
like, he would talk about their expresive faces, and how they were a part of the family, and how they could sense things were going wrong?
...and then they fucking get shot?
look - i know you're trying to teach the kids a lesson and all - that life isn't always ramona quimby and shit, but seriously, that's fucked up.
posted by gijyun |
6.23.2006
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2:43 PM
hmmm.
think of something witty and clever.
witty...clever.
finkle and einhorn.
finkle and einhorn. in it together. how? why?
i don't see a dolphin around here, do you?
if you skip a birthday, does that make you one year younger?
...sigh. this isn't going well.
what if i promise to make the dentist collectors go away for one day?
no?
um, perhaps a lymeric?
there once was a girl up in portland
whose life was significantly shortened
with whiskey and bourbon
kept under her turban
she drank them and called them important.
that doesn't really put a positive spin on you. maybe a birthday song? here's one in portugese about a baby wanting to suck on it's mother's titty. i had to sing it when i was a meat slinger at a brazilian restaurant.
sigh. happy birthday, schmoopes!
witty...clever.
finkle and einhorn.
finkle and einhorn. in it together. how? why?
i don't see a dolphin around here, do you?
if you skip a birthday, does that make you one year younger?
...sigh. this isn't going well.
what if i promise to make the dentist collectors go away for one day?
no?
um, perhaps a lymeric?
there once was a girl up in portland
whose life was significantly shortened
with whiskey and bourbon
kept under her turban
she drank them and called them important.
that doesn't really put a positive spin on you. maybe a birthday song? here's one in portugese about a baby wanting to suck on it's mother's titty. i had to sing it when i was a meat slinger at a brazilian restaurant.
sigh. happy birthday, schmoopes!
posted by gijyun |
6.20.2006
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3:22 PM
start spreading the news.
i'm leaving tomorrow. :)
not necessarily news worth spreading, but hey, it's a vacation.
posted by gijyun |
6.14.2006
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3:05 PM
hey:
what comes after the internet?
posted by gijyun |
6.09.2006
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11:57 AM
other things you can use ashtrays for
change recepticle
decorative conversation piece
sippy cup (after many dishwasher bouts)
put your weed in it
jewelry
performance art
decorative conversation piece
sippy cup (after many dishwasher bouts)
put your weed in it
jewelry
performance art
posted by gijyun |
6.04.2006
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2:43 PM
