1. i sat like a meerkat in a meeting last week to display submission and subordinace and was "spoken to." what gives?

2. have you ever eaten a scorpion? it is not recommended.

3. meerkats live in africa. if we imported them here and integrated them into native (or transplanted) ecosystems here in the united states, do we have to refer to them as african american meerkats?

4. is this really necessary?

5. if there's someone in my office who thinks she runs the show, is it a good idea to practice chin swiping and anal marking to display my dominance and mark my territory?

6. lola's sister knocked her out of the authoritative positon, slept with her boyfriend, and then with her boyfriend's brother. have you considered producing a meerkat montel williams in the future?